1. At the movies: When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over
here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high
heeled shoes steps on your feet...Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on
local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish
good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of
adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt
meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk
yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you
ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife beating,
insensitive lout...it's just
the money
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu
tribes in africa marry or not. And you thought I was
sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth...
Stupid Question: - Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a
piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
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