Male's Side of Life

Hey Guys yest got this email from Pratik,check this out...............



>Finally , the guys' side of the story.
>
> We always hear " the rules " From the female
> side.
>
> Now here are the rules from the male side.
>
> These are our rules!
>
> Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON
> PURPOSE!
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> 1. Men are NOT mind readers.
>
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> 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to
> think of it that way.
>
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> 1. Crying is blackmail.
>
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> 1. Ask for what you want.
>
> Let us be clear on this one:
>
> Subtle hints do not work!
>
> Strong hints do not work!
>
> Obvious hints do not work!
>
> Just say it!
>
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> 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost
> every question.
>
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> 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving
> it. That's
> what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
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> 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a
> doctor.
>
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> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
> argument. In
> fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
>
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> 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret
> girls, don't Expect
> us to act like soap opera guys.
>
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> 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't
> ask us.
>
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> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one
> of the
> ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
>
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> 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you
> want it
> done. Not both.
>
> If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
>
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> 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
> during commercials.
>
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> 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither
> do we.
>
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> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
> settings.
>
> Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is
> also a fruit.
> We have no idea what mauve is.
>
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> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
> We will act like
> nothing's wrong.
>
> We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
>
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> 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
> Expect an answer
> you don't want to hear.
>
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> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you
> wear is fine. Really .
>
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> 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless
> you are prepared to
> discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or
> golf.
>
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> 1. You have enough clothes.
>
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> 1. You have too many shoes.
>
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> 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
>
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> 1. Thank you for reading this.
>
> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
>
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