Parent - Teacher meeting

Parent - Teacher meeting, to me, is nothing but a useless waste of time, in which two people take part in telling a child that time is precious and it should not be wasted.

Here’s a nice lil’ fictional account of what can happen between the parent, the child and the teacher.

Teacher:

Oh so this is Sameer’s Mother.

Mother:

Yes… So how’s Sameer in the class?

Teacher:

Honestly, not very good. He does nothing at all… And that will soon start reflecting in his marks.

Sameer (Whispering to himself):

I don’t f**king care about marks.

Teacher:

Yes! What did you say?

Sameer:

I said Max!! Smashing Max ice cream is not to be had in this cold season you see… You know my friend- Adani- he..

Teacher:

Okay Okay… So as I was saying, what do you intend to do about your marks?

(Phew!)

Mother:

Yeah Sameer, your marks have been really bad. This way others will go ahead and you’ll remain there only.

Sameer:

You know what mom, I have thought about it, I’ve thought about it long enough to decide that I will score marks in this exam.

(yes!! i will score low marks in this examination.)

Teacher:

Yes beta… Very Good. See you are very intelligent, if you do sincerely then you will definitely go ahead in life…

(If I do walk sincerely… I’ll definitely go ahead in life.)

Mother:

Besides studies, does he do anything else that’s unacceptable.

Teacher:

Yes, he cracks a lot of jokes… and passes comments… he shouldn’t do that.

Sameer:

WhaT The FucK?

Teahcer:

What? What did you say?

Sameer:

I said… What the… DUCK. What the duck said to the fish? It said that, “When I come around Mr. Fish, you have to duck for cover.”

Teacher:

Hmm.. I see something fishy there…

Mother:

Anyways, you’ll promise ma’am that you’d study from now on.

(Study Porn Magazines.. huh.)

Sameer:

Yes I will do that motherfucker.

Teacher:

What???

Sameer:

Mine worker… I’ll work hard like a mine worker.





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