Disable Auto-Run

Due to Popularity of Auto-run Virus these days, you should disable auto-run
(This would prevent auto-run to start automatically without your permission. This would prevent auto-run virus. Plzz explorer and view pen-drives n Cds )

To Disable Auto-Run, Follow the steps below

In Windows Click Start,
Then Click Run
start
Type regedit,
Click OK
regedit
Click >
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE>
SYSTEM>
CurrentControlSet>
Services>
Cdrom>
reg
Double click "Autorun" the value is set to 1 by default, change it to zero.
Now Click OK
Now close the window and restart, that's it!

To Enable it back, change it to 1 again.

Thank you,
Chirag Patil
Visit www.chirag.co.nr

Really Long Joke

Once upon a time there was this couple who really wanted kids but couldnt have any and so they went to a saint who gave them a good solution with one condition that they had to name all the kids alike and they name their seven kids blade, blade blade, blade blade blade, blade blade blade blade, blade blade blade blade blade, blade blade blade blade blade blade and blade blade blade blade blade blade who grew up and one morning when the father wanted to shave he realised the ran out of blades and thus asked his first son, blade, to get him a blade but the son never returned from the market which worried the father so he sent blade blade to go in search of blade who had never returned but blade blade never returned either and so the father got more worried and asked blade blade blade to go in search of blade blade and blade who had gone to get him a blade but hadn't come back and blade blade blade never returned either which made the father very very very scared and generally worried. so the worried father sent his fouth son blade blade blade blade in search of blade blade blade, blade blade and blade who had gone to get him a blade but hadn't come back and he didnt come back as well which made the father have a small nervous break down because, obivously, he had lost 4 of his sons already, so he sends his fifth son, blade blade blade blade blade , in search of blade blade blade blade, blade blade blade, blade blade and blade, who were his 4 other sons who had gone in search of a blade but hadnt returned and blade blade blade blade blade didn't return as well and the father was left to his last two sons but he was desperate for a blade and of course, the rest of his sons as well so he sent blade blade blade blade blade blade, his sixth son incase you haven't followed, in search of blade blade blade blade blade, blade blade blade blade, blade blade blade, blade blade and blade who had gone to get the father a blade but hadn't come back. i was talking about blade blade blade blade blade blade who had gone in search of his brothers and ofcourse, as the pattern follows, he doesnt return either and the father contemplates on sending his last and only left son, blade blade blade blade blade blade blade, to go in search of blade blade blade blade blade blade, blade blade blade blade blade, blade blade blade blade, blade blade blade and blade blade who had actually gone in search of blade who had gone to get his father a blade but hadn't come back and the seventh son doesnt return either which makes the father furious because he never gets his blades and so he runs out of the house and onto the street and *bang* he gets hit by this huuuge truck and he dies..... you should therefore always look right left and right again before crossing the road.

Parent - Teacher meeting

Parent - Teacher meeting, to me, is nothing but a useless waste of time, in which two people take part in telling a child that time is precious and it should not be wasted.

Here’s a nice lil’ fictional account of what can happen between the parent, the child and the teacher.

Teacher:

Oh so this is Sameer’s Mother.

Mother:

Yes… So how’s Sameer in the class?

Teacher:

Honestly, not very good. He does nothing at all… And that will soon start reflecting in his marks.

Sameer (Whispering to himself):

I don’t f**king care about marks.

Teacher:

Yes! What did you say?

Sameer:

I said Max!! Smashing Max ice cream is not to be had in this cold season you see… You know my friend- Adani- he..

Teacher:

Okay Okay… So as I was saying, what do you intend to do about your marks?

(Phew!)

Mother:

Yeah Sameer, your marks have been really bad. This way others will go ahead and you’ll remain there only.

Sameer:

You know what mom, I have thought about it, I’ve thought about it long enough to decide that I will score marks in this exam.

(yes!! i will score low marks in this examination.)

Teacher:

Yes beta… Very Good. See you are very intelligent, if you do sincerely then you will definitely go ahead in life…

(If I do walk sincerely… I’ll definitely go ahead in life.)

Mother:

Besides studies, does he do anything else that’s unacceptable.

Teacher:

Yes, he cracks a lot of jokes… and passes comments… he shouldn’t do that.

Sameer:

WhaT The FucK?

Teahcer:

What? What did you say?

Sameer:

I said… What the… DUCK. What the duck said to the fish? It said that, “When I come around Mr. Fish, you have to duck for cover.”

Teacher:

Hmm.. I see something fishy there…

Mother:

Anyways, you’ll promise ma’am that you’d study from now on.

(Study Porn Magazines.. huh.)

Sameer:

Yes I will do that motherfucker.

Teacher:

What???

Sameer:

Mine worker… I’ll work hard like a mine worker.





This Content Was Taken From funthusia[dot]com/parent-teacher-meeting