Really Long Joke

Once upon a time there was this couple who really wanted kids but couldnt have any and so they went to a saint who gave them a good solution with one condition that they had to name all the kids alike and they name their seven kids blade, blade blade, blade blade blade, blade blade blade blade, blade blade blade blade blade, blade blade blade blade blade blade and blade blade blade blade blade blade who grew up and one morning when the father wanted to shave he realised the ran out of blades and thus asked his first son, blade, to get him a blade but the son never returned from the market which worried the father so he sent blade blade to go in search of blade who had never returned but blade blade never returned either and so the father got more worried and asked blade blade blade to go in search of blade blade and blade who had gone to get him a blade but hadn't come back and blade blade blade never returned either which made the father very very very scared and generally worried. so the worried father sent his fouth son blade blade blade blade in search of blade blade blade, blade blade and blade who had gone to get him a blade but hadn't come back and he didnt come back as well which made the father have a small nervous break down because, obivously, he had lost 4 of his sons already, so he sends his fifth son, blade blade blade blade blade , in search of blade blade blade blade, blade blade blade, blade blade and blade, who were his 4 other sons who had gone in search of a blade but hadnt returned and blade blade blade blade blade didn't return as well and the father was left to his last two sons but he was desperate for a blade and of course, the rest of his sons as well so he sent blade blade blade blade blade blade, his sixth son incase you haven't followed, in search of blade blade blade blade blade, blade blade blade blade, blade blade blade, blade blade and blade who had gone to get the father a blade but hadn't come back. i was talking about blade blade blade blade blade blade who had gone in search of his brothers and ofcourse, as the pattern follows, he doesnt return either and the father contemplates on sending his last and only left son, blade blade blade blade blade blade blade, to go in search of blade blade blade blade blade blade, blade blade blade blade blade, blade blade blade blade, blade blade blade and blade blade who had actually gone in search of blade who had gone to get his father a blade but hadn't come back and the seventh son doesnt return either which makes the father furious because he never gets his blades and so he runs out of the house and onto the street and *bang* he gets hit by this huuuge truck and he dies..... you should therefore always look right left and right again before crossing the road.